Question:
So I've had twins not too long ago, and I still have, like, a bunch of weight and a floppy stomach covered in stretch marks, but you know what?? I am NOT ashamed of my body! I am PROUD of who I ... am and what I got, cause it brings all the the boys to the yard, especially when I wear my cotton candy body spray that I got from Wal-Mart. Mmhmm, so don't even go there, because I'm still young and fresh, so step back! (I am so sorry, I'm not mad at you guys, I just had to rant to release some of my frustration.)Anyway, so I was outside with the kids wearing my new bikini, getting some sunshine to get rid of my winter shade, when out comes my neighbor (the same one who smeared the fudgscicle in my face.) We was looking at me, and both him and his son Eugene were giving my the dirtiest looks! And I was like, "WHAT?" And the dad was like, "Can't you put something on, no one wants to see that!" And I was like, "Bite me!" So he whispered in Eugene's ear, then Eugene ran in the house.
Eugene came running out with his pet hamster, put the hamster on the ground, pulled out one of my socks (yeah, I have no idea how he got my sock!) and let the hamster sniff my sock. Eugene then said, "Pluto! Charge!" So this hamster starts screeching and is running around sniffing like crazy, then I guess he picks up my scent and starts charging right at me, chomping his little teeth while screeching!
So I panick and call Fruity, my parrot, and he comes flying out of the house and swoops down and picks up the hamster and flys off. Well, you can only imagine what happened. Eugene threw a fight, and his dad tried to spit in my lawn, but he missed and it landed on his foot, so he started to throw a fit too! He said he was going to sue.
Was it really my fault? What should I do?
Answer:
Ummm....are you for real?Category: Family